Basically a Poutine but instead of Gravy....Dya Is Added....You know Watery Poop.
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The broke guy w/ no $ who complains about everything being uncool and not worth his time instead of just admitting he has no $, hence, he is a broke bitch poutin'.
Disgruntled, he hates on everything he can't afford, which is everything, since he is realistically unemployed. He frequently rips on other women's appearances to bolster his shattered self esteem, as his broke self is relegated to zero to fat/ugly women himself.
Broke Bitch Poutin's frequently have hobbies which they call their profession (frequently the music industry: band, recording engineers, pretty much any kind of 'artist').
#1: Hey man, wanna go to the game Friday night, should be an awesome time.
Broke Bitch Poutin': I can watch the game on tv and drink beer at my house, why would I go to the game, the cheerleaders are fat and parking sucks.
#1: Oh that's right, you have no real job, well no need to be a Broke Bitch Poutin' about it.
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A poor bitchy person combined with a pejorative gay term from the movie Broke Back Mountain.
Dude Trent, quit crying about the buffet costing $7.99, you're like the movie Broke Bitch Poutin'
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A special Bob's Burgers burger that's served with poutine fries
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Poutine on the Ritz Burger, it comes with poutine fries!"
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The act of pissing and defecating into a bowl of fries, the shit being used as the gravy and the piss serving as the cheese
Can be seen during a very NSFW video on the internet (it's not hard to find) called
"How to make french canadian poutine" (you'll know it when you see it)
Crackhead Ronny made his special French Canadian Poutine with his special twist, piss and shit
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The BEST Canadian book ever by French-Canadian author AndrΓ©e Poulin. About a boy who struggles with depression because his mom left him (for alcohol) and his dad barely cares about his life. It also won the silver birch award (award for Canadian books) seriously go and read it now!
Have you read " The Biggest Poutine in the World" yet?
YASSSSS IT CHANGED MY LIFE!!!
The act of making the Canadian delicacy "poutine" and eating it off your partner's freshly waxed pussy.
Gary and Stephanie shared a poutine pussy, eh?