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Someone who is environmentally conscious, (powers house with solar panels, hasn't used paper since 2006, and drives a prius) but brags about it all the time by reminding people of how many polar bears you're killing and trees you're chopping down and how they aren't at all.
"wow, nice truck you polar bear killer"
"fuck you prius bitch!"
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A sex position in which you bore a hole your partner’s stomach with a hammer drill, and unleash your anal diarrhoea hellfire unto every square inch of their viscera.
Jane: My stomach is so sore from last night.
Mary: Why?
Jane: Tim put me in hogtie bondage and performed the Hungarian Prius while I wailed in pain. I'm now developing crippling internal gangrene.
Mary: Swell. Time for clitoral wax torture.
a thin hindu crackhead that walks around UF- north/east hall like a miami homeless hooker
"amy dockler was pulling a prius maximus in cafe blvd."
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The leftist version of a basic bitch. The kind of person who thinks they're saving the world by making minor changes while being completely ignorant of their complicity in larger systems of oppression.
Does things like:
- Joins the peace corp, but yells at homeless people to get a job
- Recycles everything, but uses racist language "ironically"
- Works for a nonprofit by day, but aggressively hits on women at douchey bars by night
Bridget: "Ugh, this tinder guy seemed cute, but he's such a dirty prius."
Andrew: "What?"
Bridget: "He works as a community organizer, but all of his favorite music is super sexist. Also, he is way too white to pull off the dreads in his profile pic."
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The wannabe Tesla Model 3.
Toyota Prius: "Saving the Earth!"
Me: "WTF, it looks like shit"
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The Prius Lane, aka the slow lane, where all the Prius drivers crawl for maximum MPG...
Wayne: "Why is the right freeway lane always so slow?"
Van: "Because it's the Prius Lane!"
Similar to the game "punch buggy" the PRIUS POKE involves a light poke to the person next to you upon seeing a Prius. The same finger must then used by the poker to PRIUS POINT to the car that inspired the POKE. If however, you accidentally PRIUS POKE for a non-Prius (ex: Honda Insight) then the poked party may double poke back in response. However if the offending car is found to actually BE a Prius, a single, four finger poke is allowed as recompense. Additionally, a double poke is allowed if you are driving IN a Prius and you see the SAME colored Prius as the car you're in.
Two friends drive along. The driver pokes the passenger.
Passenger: "Hey man, what was..?"
The driver points to a silver Prius parked a block away.
Driver: "Prius Poke."
Passenger: "It better be. Or I will double poke your shoulder a new frickin' hole."
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