prize swervin

When someone wins a contest and is allotted a prize.. and the person giving this prize doesn't come through with his or her obligation to full fill the awarding of the prize.

Yo I won a pack of beans from the contest thread last month.. and Cali Connect never sent me shit. They be some prize swervin' mother fuckers.

pudding prize

When you mean to fart but end up with a shit surprise in your pants

Uh oh, I think I just won the pudding prize

Dudley Prize

A consolation prize given to the person who comes in last place in a competition.

Term used to convey distaste for the societal need to congratulate everyone who competes, especially losers.

Term may have been inspired by the character Dudley in the Harry Potter books. See Dudley.

Athlete 1: I'm sorry you finished last.
Athlete 2: It's alright. I got the Dudley Prize!

prized kangaroo

Someone who is the center of attention, Everyone is trying to get him,He's exactly what everyone wants Some even try capturing him He's the prized kangaroo

When the aliens tried abducting me I felt like a prized kangaroo

winning the prize

Relevant only during the Year of the Cormorant The act of not in fact winning a prize, or indeed any form of reward.

"You think that's funny huh? Well this is the Year of the Cormorant! Do you realise that?"
"Yes sir"
*suppressed laughter*
"YOU WIN THE PRIZE!"
...
"w-"
"THERE'S NO PRIZE!!!"

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consolation prize

Somebody you settle for because you can't go out with the person you really want. It is an attempt to fill the void of nothingness left by the first choice.

Olivia is Jack's consolation prize.

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xtra prize

a euphemism for carnal knowledge, redeemable in exchange for many gold stars

Kat gave Ben his hundredth gold star, so now he can get xtra prize!

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