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probability

Probability is the branch of mathematics concerning numerical descriptions of how likely an event is to occur, or how likely it is that a proposition is true. The probability of an event is a number between 0 and 1, where, roughly speaking, 0 indicates impossibility of the event and 1 indicates certainty.

dude1:hey you know if it would rain today
dude2:the probability for that is low but not impossible take an umbrella if you want

by unanimous hedgehog May 24, 2021


probability

the chance that you are in love with a robot
and that you want to marry a robot and have baby robots together
we will take___oveR__soon_eRoRR_erORr

The probability is too big. The metal, the bolts, ahhhhhh.

by Miaach May 9, 2023


probably

yeah probably yeah probably not

we are probably not going to the car now

by yeah probably September 29, 2022


probably

she probaly just got fucked by 7 dudes

im probably gonna get fucked by 7 dudes later tonight

by yeah probably September 29, 2022


probably Fortnite

a phrase you say for anything you want it’s really funny

someone asks you “how’s the weatherand then you can say “probably Fortnite”

by prollyfortnite1 April 29, 2023


My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 13, 2021


Flammability Probability

The likeliness of you or someone you know being set on fire for being aggravating, stupid or being simply annoying.

Your flammability probability is going to rise by 30% if you keep plucking my nerves

by graham'scracker March 31, 2024