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Work pays off later. Procrastination pays off now. The cycle of work in reverse: you feel good lounging around but you realized you screwed up later.
(Looking at F) "Darn I guess I shouldm't have procrastinatingfor that test, huh?"
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Procrastination is a term used to identify with most people aged from 11-forever. Procrastination is the process by which one gets bored doing meaningful work and proceeds to go trolling for memes or other things on the internet. One form of procrastination is ironically coming up with the defintion of procrastination which happens to be what im doing right now.
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You're doing that right now aren't you? Get off the internet and do your homework.
No seriously, stop procrastinating right now and get off the internet. Don't try and go to a new tab. Do your homework!
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The act of using the opposite sex’s sex toy to pleasure yourself
Procrastinating
As defined by Gumball Watterson,
"Derived from the Mexican word "procratamaleithion" which means midnight snack, and the Viking word "Assinator" which means puckered cheeks.
It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark."
"At 3 AM last night, I became a procrastinator"
What unemployed people put as their Occupation on internet profiles to try and sound clever.
Name: John Smith
Age: 28
Occupation: Procrastinating
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To be incredibly lazy, or similar to me.
Why is pprocrastination so important:
I'll tell you later.
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