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Pointer Promise

Like a pinky promise, only better, because a pointer finger promise means nothing. Not legally binding in any way.

EX: "Pinky promise?"
-"Hell no, I only pointer promise bitch."

by Maggalicious Definition August 14, 2011


promise ring

a ring that boys give to girls that show they want to marry them in the future. doesn’t matter how long they will wait. they are happy with them and want to be with them forever.

boy: “I’ll give you this promise ring to show you I am here by your side forever
girl: “I love you!”

by vscogirl December 10, 2018

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welsh promise

Promise made by a Welshman, or other shady individual, that has no intention of honoring the agreement made by the promise.

Ere mate sort us out with a can of denzel, i'll get you one later yeah?

Sounds like a welsh promise coming from you mate, get it yourself.

by BobDole69er September 27, 2013

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thomas the promise

His real name is Thomas Farley...he was the greatest most loving friend that anyone could ask for. Thomas is funny and most of all accepting of many. he had good personal relationships with all his friends. He was killed by a retard who we all hope will spend the rest of his life in jail. With him there was never a boring moment.

Thomas the promise is always doing something crazy and halarious! When ever you're with him you will always be too busy laughing............LOLOLOLOL

by anjlekizzez January 18, 2008

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Pinky Promise

The most sacred of vows. It is done when two people hook their right pinkys together and one says "I pinky promise...." followed by what they are promising.

This is not something to fuck around with. A pinky promise is serious. You don't break a pinky promise, that's just shitty...

...it's like kicking someone in the shin, which will happen to you if you break a pinky promise!

Jon pinky promised Bob that he would remember to give him a ride to the airport.

Jon forgot about taking Bob to the airport, and Bob missed his flight.

That afternoon Jon's wife, mother, father, and the secretary he was having an affair with all died in a fire during an open discussion about Jon's affair. Jon found all of this out, and then was kicked in the shin and mauled to death by a bear.

This all happened to Jon because he broke a pinky promise.

by MrGreen1912 November 15, 2010

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empty promise

When someone promises you something but then doesn't follow through

My mom promised that I would get an ombre for my birthday but then she changed her mind and wouldn't let me. One more of her empty promises.

by angelinaglows January 10, 2014

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Winky promise

An act when two males make a special promice together, very similar to the 'the pinky promice' but instead uses there willies to shake with... note should only be used for very close friends and is not way gay at all

man: yeah deffinatly gotta go do that
Man 2: yeah for sho Winky promise it!

by THE GAZZA 432 January 25, 2011