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Promote your YouTube video here

That ad you now see under every definition. Let's face it. 100,000 impressions for $100? Nobody will obviously watch it.

Wow, Urban Dictionary is now doing YouTube promotions. All you do now is click Promote your YouTube video here, choose a video, link your YouTube account, and bam.

by The Real Driller March 10, 2023


Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023


promotion puppy

a person whose sole desire in life is to climb the ranks

Gregory was a promotion puppy, and wouldn't stop until he was CEO.

by Anonymous tormentor April 04, 2023


porn promotion

mispelled as pawn promotion.
refers to a very bad move in chess.

*moves his pawn to e2 then the queen gets hit

the attacker: that was a porn promotion

by adamantium_me January 08, 2025


porn promotion

mispelled as pawn promotion.
refers to a very bad move in chess.

*moves his pawn to e2 then the queen gets hit

the attacker: that was a porn promotion

by adamantium_me January 08, 2025


pooper promoter

Someone who always talks about anal sex and how great it is. Usually telling others how they need to try it.

Example: "Did she let you put it in her ass, it's the best man"

We met a Pooper Promoter at the party last night. So when we got home we had to try it in the butt. They were right, it was great!

by UltraPurp March 03, 2019


ninja promotion

noun

When you're awarded a fancy new title and a fresh pile of responsibilities, but your paycheck doesn’t move an inch. Like a ninja, this promotion slips in silently, sounds impressive, might even look impactful—but remains completely undetectable in your bank account.

Origin:
Rumored to have started among government employees, where budget freezes were common but the need for “recognition” was high. Managers, unable to offer raises, began handing out sleek new titles like “Senior Specialist” or “Lead Coordinator” as stealthy morale boosters. The term “ninja promotion” was coined after someone joked that their new role was like a ninja—deadly serious, highly skilled, and totally invisible on payday.

Often includes:

A new title

More meetings

Higher expectations

No money

A LinkedIn update and a slice of cake

Coworker: “I thought you got promoted?”
You: “Yeah, it was a ninja promotion. Still broke, but at least it sounds cool.”

by CorporateNinja March 29, 2025