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when a man and a woman want to have a one night stand with no protection. The woman insures the man that he can "pull out". so they start going and right when the man is about to Cum, the woman wraps her legs around him and screams "BE MY BABYS DADDY!" The man then panics and usually trys to get out. when he realizes he can he hits kicks and bites her. after he now knows he is going to be a dady he thinks of multiple ways of explaining it to his parents.
Guy 1: Oh man, I fell for the old pull out technique.
Guy 2: (silence)
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when a fat chick (aka "Rhino") rides the male in the reverse missionary position with the understanding that the girl will not get pregnant since the semen will come out by gravity
Betty Lou thought she would not get pregnant with her cousin since she used the Roseburg Pull-Out. Now she got twins with no arms.
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A large looking or cavernous vagina
She's got a fanny like a pulled out fireplace!
1-To have a brain cramp
2-To pull ourselves out of something when the end or the finish line is near
1-"I am about to win a big prize on that reality TV show, but I pull out a Nancy"
2-"I worked hard on this project for a while, but I pulled out a Nancy before the conclusion"
Pull out and finish in her cowboy boots.
Charlie did a western pull out to his new girlfriend and she left him when she had to buy new boots.
When you unintentionally ( Or intentionally, only you know!) say something offensive or insulting about any of your friend's family members. Doing as such is a "rakhsh" (Adj. unintentionally offensive behavior) thing to do.
Ex#1:
-What kind of a f****t owns this pink lighter
+You pulled out a rakhsh. That's my dad's, dummy.
(pull out a rakhsh: you just insulted my dad.)
Ex#2:
-That car is parked so awfully. What an idiot!
+That's my grandpa's car, Rakhsh.
When you pretend to pull out, but secretly keep it inside her.
What?! How did you get me pregananant?! Dont tell me you did a false pull out!
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