pre-pup

Formal agreement between partners before they add a dog to the family.

Man: Well, if we ever decide to get a dog, we're going to have to sign a pre-pup first.

Woman: Yeah — Cuz if you ever break up with me, you'll never see that bitch again.

Man: Fine! But if she swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, she's getting the needle — and you'll never see that bitch again. That's the Darwin Award clause.

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funky pup

the best sub woofa you can buy, the pink surround adds deebeez

Yo man i gotz teh new funky pups, them thangs be beetin yo

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Pup pocolypse

When the number of dogs out numbers the humans

Omg, it’s the pup pocolypse over here.

pup doggin

Just having fun. Exploring your surroundings. Living in the now.

I had the day off so I went out pup doggin.

Daddy pup

Someone that is everyone’s dad
Just a ultimate beast everywhere they are

Daddy pup is so cool

lil pup

an insult, similar to lil bro

Lil pup tweakin

sassy pup

one who is being particularly sassy for no good reason. usually a girl in her teens or one who is very "martino"

Martino, stop being a sassy pup!