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The Legend of Puto San Guelo:
Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).
To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
When I was younger, my Latino freinds used to tell me of the Legend of Puto San Guelo. Some would actually wear athletic supporters to bed on that night.
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This is basically a word in spanish which means fucking fat ass
One day there was this really fat dude in the middle of the hallway holding us all up, so my friend yelled,
"Oye,MUEVE tu puto culo gordo!!"
-Hey, MOVE you fucking fat ass!!
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often seen as TAP, slang for "love you but fuck you." Most commonly attributed to friends and co-workers.
Carlitos, TAP!
*Carlos runs into a wall* Carlos, te amo puto.
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Tradution of spanish to english , any insult for whom is reading this
Hey Look at this
Puto el que lo lea or in english stupid who read this
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THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS
Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?
Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY
SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?
¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico
BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL
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