pounding the putter

A term for masturbation

Are you sure you haven’t been Pounding The Putter son?

auto putter

Y’all just got trolled.

Geoffrey stuck an auto putter up his ass

Putter cat

A women's pussy/Virginia

Your putter cat looks so nice

Surface putter

Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.

"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."

hari putter

Hari puttar is someone who is living with his moms friends. He still watches Harry Potter but sleeps with Moms friends.

Eyoo Hari putter I am going to sleep with ya Mama tonight.