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In place of your typical golf club, you remove one's trousers and use your speedbag to get the ball to its home.
Damn it Bill, I misplaced my iron, can I use your nutter putter to finish up?
A term for masturbation
Are you sure you haven’t been Pounding The Putter son?
A fart that flies under the radar.
I thought I was going to blow out a big one on the elevator but it was just a putterance.
Hari puttar is someone who is living with his moms friends. He still watches Harry Potter but sleeps with Moms friends.
Eyoo Hari putter I am going to sleep with ya Mama tonight.
Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.
"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."