Quim Pot

A Quim Pot is a pot in which people, mainly gentlemen, place their detachable rubber twats during the resting hours. Originally used in Georgian Portsmouth by the senior officers of the fleet, by Victorian times they were offered as a trade union benefit to the labouring classes North of Watford. Having declined between the two world wars, these pots have come back in to fashion since the late 1960s and the growth of the feminist movement.

Eh, I gave that rubber twat a good wad of mess. Now where is that Quim Pot so I can rest my sausage?

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Quim Ninja

One proficient in rug munching; a cunning linguist

"Oh... flick my bean with your tong... oh..."

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quim doctor

1. (n) One with extreme pussy knowledge; pussy handler; pussy pleaser; pussy king.
2. (n) One who makes pussies pulsate or quiver over the site of; pussy dampener.

1. Steven could not get Susan off because he was no quim doctor.
2. Robert slammed many of snatch in his day, you could say that boy was a real quim doctor.
3. Sally got wet just by the site of the quim doctor.
4. John thought he was going to get some quim before the quim doctor showed up to the party.

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Mewling quim

An insult used by Loki of Asgard from movie "The Avengers".

Mewling: to cry/whine
Quim: British vulgar term for vagina
Mewling quim: Whiny vagina

Loki: Shut up, you mewling quim!

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quim pumper

An Aussie's cock; a part of the male reproductive area that may produce cock-burn in a tight quim.

Samantha told me 'Peter.... that fucking quim pumper - he gave me cock-burn last night as he jammed his filthy big fat black jism joint fair up my tight itchy quim...'

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Quim Reaper

Is a name associated with a chap who gets more than his fair share of fanny rudder action.

Christ, that fucking bloke is a fanny magnet. He scythes through pussy like the Quim Reaper.

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quim splash

when happy lady fires liquid from quim into face of unsuspecting, yet fortunate, participant in well known game of 'splash quim in his face'

That was a refreshing quim splash, but you haven't played a real game of 'splash quim in his face' until he has drowned.

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