I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

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rather get caught with it than without it

Getting caught "with it" means that you are prepared and ready to bear arms if faced with a lethal encounter.

Cameron: Uhhh I am an idiot and I am gay and I don't stay strapped
Tom: rather get caught with it than without it
Tom: bang* bang* bang*
Me af: Lmao Cameron is dead LOL

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I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

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i'd rather have a penis in my pants

The term you use in an awkward situation

boy: wanna go on a date?
girl: i have AIDS
...
boy i'd rather have a penis in my pants

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i would rather eat my own toe

A very good phrase to use when you dont want to do something

Person one: Hey will you go out with me?

Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!

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I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

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