reading steiner

in steins;gate, which has an anime, a visual novel and a manga, this is okabe rintaro's (the protagonist's) special power.
this special power allows him to remember things others can not.

'why did you use the name reading steiner, its so stupid'
'i can remember it because of my reading steiner'
'is reading steiner more of your delusional rubbish?'

Left on read

The highest level of disrespect a human can recieve.

Me:I'm gonna kill myself
Friend:*leaves you on read*
Me:*kills self*
Friend:(years later) sry for leaving you on read... u good?

The highest level of disrespect a human can recieve. left on read

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Binge read

When you get so engrossed in a book that you read it in one sitting.

I binge read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows yesterday till 3am. I just had to know what happened in the end.

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Summer Reading

Summer reading is when your teachers at your school assign a shitty book to read, that will last the whole summer. And half the kids ever bother to read, because they are bussy getting drunk or jacking off, except the nerdy kids. And by time the kids get back to school, there is always a essay or test about the book. And the honors classes had it worst! They must complete a whole project! (I can't!).

Teacher: your summer reading assignment is to read every single page of Paper Towns.

Student: *reads one chapter* this book is butt ass!

(New semester)

Teacher: pop test on the book you should have read. Will cout as 50% as your final grade.

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Read the room

Verb. read the room (third-person singular simple present reads the room, present participle reading the room, simple past and past participle read the room) (idiomatic) to understand the emotions and thoughts of the people in the room Synonym: read the table

Read the room, James. No one here is interested in talking politics right now.
Read the room Matt .What is everyone doing right now

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Left on read

When someone doesn't text you back in a appropriate amount of time but will still post shit on social media. He's not into you

Damn i texted brian 5 hours ago but he updated his insta story.......

Friend: you've been left on read homie move on

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left on read

When someone reads someone's text, but does not reply.

Kayla: Have you talked to Brittany?
Pam: Yeah, 5 minutes ago.
Kayla: Wow. I was left on read by her an hour ago.

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