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A website made to teach you things that makes you want to snap your computer in actual half.
When a chick's nipples are hard and they stick out prominently from under her clothes, just like the "turkey's ready" indicators on a succulently done butterball.
This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!
Guy 1: OMG, did you see Stephanie's tits this morning when the air conditioning kicked in??!
Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!
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Esports ready: A term used in the gaming community. Meaning a game is fully optimized and ready for competitive play on a grand stage. Typically used in a derogatory sense, or ironically, to make fun of a game that is poorly optimized and buggy.
Classic: This game is fucking awesome, we "Esports Ready" boys.
New: Did you guys see my pirate ship fly into outer space after being hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.
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Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort
After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..
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Crack rock. Cocaine "ready" to smoke.
I got dat ready rock y'all, 2 for 5 baby.
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To pack a bag with everything necessary for any given situation physically possible.
"Hey I'm kind of hungry."
"Don't worry I came Paul-ready. I've gote frozen or hors d'oeuvres in my backpack."
"Holy shit zombies!"
"No problem. I'm Paul-ready. I've got throwing stars and this book on how to kill zombies in my backpack