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A state of mind: Pure tranquility where no stress or outside negative influences can interfere. Once truly attained, it can never be taken away.
In addition is alway to be said in a southern accent to pay homage to the creator.
Joe: "Hey Henry how you doing?"
Henry: "I'm doing great!"
Joe: "There ya go! Just Nice and Relaxed!"
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One (usually a female) who will massage your cock for a given amount of money, or cocaine.
Jim is lonely this evening, so hes going to buy a relaxation assistant to easy is lonlyness
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A phrase used to justify the faux pas that is falling asleep during sex.
It bares no relation to the effort or technique displayed by the other party. The falling asleep is usually out of character and is the result of weeks of burning the candle at both ends.
Muscley Hetero: yeh baby, d'ya like that?
Ali: Zzzzzz
Muscley Hetero: baby? Oh.My.God.
Ali:*wakes up*
urgh, i wasn't sleeping, i was just really relaxed.
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When you are having sex and you are the only one that’s enjoying themselves
Boy “ how was it last night with Lesley”
Boy 2 “ really good bro but I was the only one on the relaxing-end
When can't afford Netflix or
A step down from Netflix and chill
you probably in the friend zone if someone says this
when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the anus. this massaging relaxes the rectum, allowing the deliverer to excrete.
Mike: fuck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last shit
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.
Relax hassa is a maltese term commonly used by laid back people.
1. It is used to imply that the person is relaxing and doesn't care about his other priorities at the moment.
2. It can also be used to imply that the activity the person wants to do is laid back and wants to go with the flow.
1. "U le man bhalissa relax hassa qieghed"
2. "X'ha naghmlu llejla?"
"Buq. Relax hassa umbad naraw"