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A stupid group of mostly American entitled douchbags (they call themselves digital nomads) who travel around the world for 1 year to post basic Instagram pics and hook up with naive local girls. The reason for this is they are all sad losers who can’t get anybody at home. They do nothing to improve their society at home and bring their trash entitled attitude to the local countries, thinking everybody has to serve and respect them. Usually have white god complex and think they are hot shit. Most have a laptop job in IT or design and work 2 hours everyday at cafe, ordering overpriced coffee and avocado toasts. Occasionally go on Tinder dates and ask to split the bill.
Rick: Hey is that a new Remote Year guy?
Morty: Yeah sick basic loser who overpays to travel cos he’s too lonely all the time
A 7-inch remote control placed in the anus for pleasure purposes.
Do not touch that Astro remote, Mala just used it!
The opposite to the Urban Dictionary.
Remote dictionary
"You should not be defining this on the Urban dictionary!"
You know how you have to press a button really hard on a bad TV remote.
While having sex with a girl in the doggie style position, you press her butthole with your thumb like it is a button on a bad remote.
Guy 1: I gave that chick from the bar the bad remote last night.
Guy 2: The bad remote?
Guy 1: While nailing her doggie style I was pressing her butthole with my thumb like a bad remote!
When two people decide the station choice on the tv by wrestling over the remote control.
"Hey bro, stick HBO on Game of Thrones is about to start"
"Not until I've finished watching this"
"Right then, remote wrestling to decide!!!"
The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.
My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.
Level to which a job or task can be performed off-site or at home.
The leadership team was discussing the remote-ability of all positions in the office and reached the conclusion that only half could be performed from home.