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POV: You pressed this button just to try to see the definitions on your iPad or iPhone, but it did absolutely nothing. Don’t think you’re as clever as you think you are
“Request Desktop Website” is a useless feature. I will give it 1 point of a star out of 10
A mental Facebook Friend Request you have for someone but won't send it. You get paranoid that they don't like you because they have not requested to be your friend first, so you avoid sending them a friend request all together.But it doesn't stop there, you still think about sending them a friend request if you guys had a great conversation or they seem to really like you, BUT you still avoid sending the friend request. Why? Because you don't want to deal with the awkwardness of them denying your friend request. Because then that will just prove they don't like you, and you see them everyday and that would make things incredibly awkward, causing you to be even more paranoid when you see them.
Person 1"I have known David for a year, I see him everyday, but I haven't sent him a friend request."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."
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When you come home at the end of the night, and decide to drunkenly check your facebook. In the process accepting or rejecting friend requests with little consideration. Especially bad for when you accept or deny people you previously gave the inbox rot. Similar situation to when beer makes a member of the opposite sex look better, requestees on facebook look better.
Goddamn! I didn't get invited to Tegan's party cause she sent me a beer google request and I denied her request on facebook! Fuck!
Who the hell ARE all of these people? I must have accepted them in a beer goggle request!
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A friend request on Facebook in which a random person adds you and you send them a message saying "Do i know you?" and the reply is "no...but you're hot"
Mike : DAMN FOOL I GOT LIKE 8 YOU'RE HOT REQUESTS TODAY...IM A CYBER PIMP
John: Too bad you have a small dick...
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Hi my name is DELICATE, PENELOPE, BRITNEY AND NAKED. This depends on the situation
What the parents request you to do?
Kicking up the stakes for MANDATORY HUMILIATION becomes an INQUIRY.
Do you have any requests?
MANDATORY HUMILIATION.
This may be an ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST but can I kiss your BABY or can I hold your LITTLE BOY'S or LITTLE GIRL'S HAND?
Is it possible that knowing this PEDOPHILE is a MANDATORY SHIT EATER that an ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST. might come from their parents , EAT THEIR SHIT and after drop your pants for a picture.
BEING a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE do you want a MANDATORY SHITEATER date as an ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST like that movie SIMPLE FAVOR she FEEDS HIM SHIT at the beginning of movie as give him that COPROPHAGIA DATE.
Just like a song in LIFE except it is REAL but it being reasonable to the unreasonable is up to the HEAD JUDGES themselves for the ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST.
Ask in secrecy as don't say it is an ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST but anybody with a BABY or CHILD PEDOPHILE AGE ask the PARENTS do you have anything for your BABY OR CHILD they need from me as I notice they are curiously looking at how I am dressed and how much I SMELL.
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the act of neither confirming nor ignoring friend requests of those that I full well know and remember, but who have thrown me even the SLIGHTEST bit of shade in the past. I instead leave them to linger for days, weeks and sometimes a full month in 'friend request purgatory'--for punishment... and purification--before finally accepting their requests and welcoming them into "heaven" (i.e. my friend list)
Did your ex boyfriend friend request you? He's on Facebook now.
Yes girl, I have him locked away in Facebook friend request purgatory, to give him time to think about his choices and hopefully make better ones in the future.
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