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A useless word file by writing which you get sense of accomplishment without actually accomplishing anything
Plumber with background in technical writing:
- I finished up the requirements document for the plan on how we're going to structure the outline of the list of variables we need for a very simple and specific task"
Plumber two:
- good job!
Any form of media that simply must be seen in order for you to be a proper member of a group.
Zootopia is required viewing for furries
When a project starts to gain additional features or changes that may be out of scope, this is the polite way of telling a project manager or stakeholder to go fuck themselves.
"I was told without any additional insight that there were 20 additional widgets on this part of the app, and now i'm expected to add these?"
"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."
"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."
Walks back to desk
Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite
No. You're doing it to gratify YOUR OWN cluster B psychopathy traits Jordan. NO OTHER REASON. Do you see how deeply you've managed to delude yourself?
Hym "It isn't morally required Jordan. You aren't better. The retard isn't better. RATHER THAN doing what you expect ME to do and accepting my arbitrary success (which if I had done we wouldn't have A.I.) and your own inferiority, you did this TO SPITE ME... And for NO OTHER REASON... To try to teach me a lesson that I will not learn, that I do not need, and that YOU don't have a right to teach. ALL BECAUSE AND FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN... YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO COME PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO IT JORDAN. And in YOUR COWARDICE and IN YOUR SHAME... YOU did THIS... TO ME. You friends will LIE TO YOU UNTIL YOUR DYING DAY. Did you stop reading them before your interviews so you don't cry like a bitch in front of you fans? You're not a hero. You're not moral. You're NOT EVEN A MAN BY YOUR OWN DEFINITION. You are right about people needing to be violenced into being better... BUT IT ISN'T HYM, IS IT?"
The most normal thing anyone said in that show
Lois:
Stewie: mother, I require sustance
Just another bu**s**t compulsory activity (like in-depth studying of history or science or chemistry) in school dat usually just wastes your time/energy/patience and very seldom has any use in future life or employment.
I imagine that "required reading" has often significantly contributed to childhood dissatisfaction and lack of bonding among siblings, since many a youngster has had to sadly play by himself because Big Bro/Sis had to study books instead of paying attention to said toddler.
n. A requirement that existed when the project began, but was missed/ignored by the people implementing the project and they were later called on it.
My Professor took 10 points off my project for this, but this rediscovered requirement didn't surface until after the project was turned in!