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Like money laundering, but with your research paper. You take info from a source you aren't allowed to use (wikipedia, etc.) and credit the info to a crap source. You get to use understandable info and count extra sources for your works cited.
Yeah I just used wikipedia have been research laundering the info for my other source.
Research done, usually on the fly, that is moldable and/or used to fit a narrative.
Hey Jerry, do a bit of rubber research on gun-related homicides in US metro areas.
Creating facts to support your argument. Often alluding to "research" that can't be verified.
Weston is amazing at doing phantom research to support his arrogance.
Partaking of online porn, esp. under dubious legal circumstances, or in a public setting
When the old rock n' roll musician's computer drive was discovered to contain kiddie pix he explained that he had been doing research.
After I told the librarian on call the security guard rousted that homeless guy from one of the far carrells, he was doing research
When you see a hot girl in a YouTube video and you want to know who she is (obviously for research purposes), you ask that in the comment section. Then a Research Ninja volunteers, do his research, risk his life to stalk her on the internet and get you the information you want.
Person 1: Does anyone know the girl at 05:04? For research purposes of course.
Person 2: Her name is XXXX YYYY
Person 1: Thanks Research Ninja! You saved the day.
Code for cracking one off when you're meant to be studying
"I'll just be in my room doing some internet research." fap fap fap