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Someone serving in the military reserves whose only form of employment is the reserves.
How did my neighbor afford a new hot tub? He only works 6 days a month as a reserve bum!
Maj Beeman was furloughed from Delta Airlines last week. Looks like he’ll be reserve buming for a while.
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Diarrhea drenching the outside of a toilet from the top down. Let loose your diarrhea all over the toilet. Start on the closed top of the tank and move on to the closed lid. Wanna up your game beyond the upper decker? Try the Upper Reserve.
The bathroom was so fancy an upper decker would not be enough; so I left an Upper Reserve. Shit soaked toilet yo.
Type of malt liquor designed for the economical drunkard. Eight point one percent alcohol. Its primary drinkership (is that even a word?) is composed of people who either aren't aware of St. Ides or got to the store after it was sold out. It is literally the worst tasting beer/malt liquor in the world. It literally tastes like medicine, which is fitting, since it's often used by street gutter drunks as a treatment for delirium tremens.
Shit, they're out of St. Ides. Now I have to buy this shitty-ass Steel Reserve that tastes like licking the bottom of a trash dumpster and has .1% less ABV, to boot.
The parts of people they do not tell your friends and family about to play very stupid mind games.
Money stashed in a box for a rainy day.
A magazine a guy keeps when he gets frisky. We all know people have a spank bank -lol
Were letting out our reserve banks.
So glad I had that reserve Bank to take some time off from work and clear my thoughts.
Time to reserve bank and shut the internet off and move.
Dude that means we in Yo' reserve bank i.e. spank bank Hehe.
He pulled out the goodness in the reserve bank he had to love one woman faithfully knows "all" her faults and flaws but yet loves her still. God the man that came into her life is amazing. She is faithfully his fo' Life.
If the drama queens like Operation KD ever used their reserve bank 'Oh wait'- they were spoon fed daddy's girls that put people down in falsifying their faith they would see clearly that there types of attitudes are the problem with society. We don't care about you fame needs at the slander of others. Society girls always have to prove they better. It proves they want no better in people.
Highly offensive saying referring to American Indians that have left the reservation.
That crazy drunk, he's gone off the reservation.
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The worlds finest fighting force, Navy Seals want to be them, Marines Praise them, And Army Rangers look upon with jealously and pure unadulterated envy. When called into the line of duty expect a thirty of pabst and a war cry like no other!
You hear russia was taken over in 5 seconds?
How?!
They sent in the army reserves
Obviously, i shouldve known.. no one else is capable of that
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When one or more members of a group (temporarily or permanently) splinter off to do something or behave in a way seen as unfavorable by their peers.
Miles: Wheres Doug at and what with all the commotion?
Fido: Yo, he's off the reservation, says hole 9 is rigged and is on a rampage, we gotta bounce before he drags us into this.
Miles: ... Yeah, that dumb ass is on his own, I ain't getting banned from Scandia cause he sucks at mini-golf.
Ashley: So there's a line for the bathroom so that drunk bitch is pooping in a trashcan.
Beth: Omfg shes so far off the reservation, I'm done her nasty ass, she can find new friends
Ashley: I know right, I don't think she even has anything to use for tp. Eww
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