december 21st is the rhyhtm heaven baxter day where we all will appreciate baxter rhythm heaven because he is a good boy
hey man today is december 21st and i love baxter rhythm heaven because today is rhythm heaven baxter day!
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The musician's version of ur mom gay.
If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.
this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.
Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!
Me: Alright
Friend: *Messes it up completely*
Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.
Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!
Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM
*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*
Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
n. Twenty-four hour cycle of sleeplessness experienced by video gamers, fuelled by caffeine and energy drinks.
Hey. You sleeping?
Sorry. That turkey sandwich I ate is screwing with my cir-game-ian rhythm.
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Euphemism for: have sex with me
Girl: Hit me with your rhythm stick big boy!
Boy: No way you slut.
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An epic song by the band A Perfect Circle, also the lyrics to another song by them called Pet. It fucking rules.
Person 1: Whacha listening to?
Person 2: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums!
Person 1: ...
Person 2: (They just don't understand.)
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Casually sitting with a boner while massaging it down under a pillow.
I walked out of the bedroom to see my boyfriend doing boner rhythm on our couch in the middle of the night.
When a human typically caucasion cannot dance on a beat of a song.
"He can't dance that Nibba got white rhythm"