this this rice

Hong Kong low-cost take away meal consisting usually 2 to 3 side dishes, served with rice. The name comes from how Hongkongers order the meal by pointing at the desired dishes and say "nei1 go3 tung4 nei1 go3 (this and this)"

Hey bud, I'm broke before payday, let's get this this rice for lunch today.

Rice

A street drug made common by Low Riders. It is the worst possible drug that you can take.

"Hey, let's go take some oxycotton"
"Nah, I like vicodin"
"I like rice"

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Rice

A derogatory term, referring to Asian males who modify old economy cars to make them louder and slower, in an attempt to look cool and compensate for their miniscule penises. The true result of these efforts is that the loud car draws attention to the fact that they’re an idiot, with a slow, loud car and a tiny penis.

The term “rice” is slang for “rice dick”, which itself originates from the fact that the typical Asian male has a penis that’s no larger than a single grain of rice.

R.I.C.E. is also considered to be an acronym for Really Infinitesimal Cock Exhibition.

Phil: "Oh my god! That fuckin’ idiot cut the muffler off his 1991 Civic and taped a trash can lid to the roof to act as a spoiler."
Mark: "Stupid fuckin’ Rice."

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Riced

To slap the shit out of a broad in Ray Rice fashion.

Damn, she got riced!!

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in the rice

An expression meaning someone has been off the grid or unavailable for a period of time.

Sorry I missed your call, I was in the rice.

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Rice

cool, amazing spectacular
fabulous

DeVaughn is so rice.
that guy got his head chopped off how rice!
dude ur so asian that your rice
pinto beans pssshh rice

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Rice

Import car owners who add a 2 foot spoiler, a one inch ground clearance kit, a large tin can to the exhaust (which sounds like a go-cart) system and place chinese and japenese characters all over the car hoping it going faster. They think they have race cars. Very often found around chinese food places. Despite what may be thought, the only threat is their driving skill on the road and trying to navigate around them. Also believed to race sometimes, but never winning, even to a 1981 dodge omni

"hey ming-mong, my yerrow stickels can take his olange paint in a lace anyday, now let's go for some sushi and kaleoki"

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