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ripe shit

The smelliest largest deuce you have ever taken in your entire life. Stinks up the bathroom so bad you can barely breathe

God damn my nigga I just took a ripe shit! I swear it made my eyes tear up dog!!

by Afatbluewalrus April 5, 2015

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Cherry Ripe

When a girl is on her period and then takes a shit. When she wipes the toilet paper looks like a cherry ripe.

Holy fuck dude, Someone left a cherry ripe behind the toilet!

by randomukislukis October 24, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


cherry ripe

A delicious chocolate bar

Man that cherry ripe was delicious, i could kill for another

by sausaged as October 3, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ripe for the Pipe

When you are at a bar, pub, club etc. and there are women who have ingested large quantities of substances that will make them lose their inhibitions (alcohol, drugs) making them more willing to sleep with you.

Guy 1:"Hey, you see that girl over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the one throwing back shots of tequila?"
Guy 1: "Mhm. She's ripe for the pipe"

by Penis McBallsack August 4, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cherry Ripe

The visual of a black womans vagina when you open up her flaps.

E.g. Damn mang, Monishas got a damn cherry ripe!

or:

Dude man! Last night was crazy, Roshandas has a wild downstairs mix up!

by JaffleFrappez July 23, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cherry Ripe

When the male has sex with a woman while she is in her menstruation period, And coats his penis in blood, then has sex with her analy coating his penis in poo. Thus creating the look of a cherry ripe. After the action the girl if she wants to can suck the guy off. Enjoying the candy treat.

Hey Elliott i gave the girl a good cherry ripe last night cheaper then the real thing.

by Skete February 5, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


ripe asshole

The licking of the anus. Otherwise known as a rim job. However, this anus is one of a fat bitch whom hasn't showered in 2 to 3 weeks. It's more sour and foul smelling than if you were to walk down to the nearest sewage treatment plant and eat a pile of raw sewage from 100 fat bitches.

Yo, Jeremy. You give Shania a rimmer last night? I heard you went over to her house.

No way Steve, she has a ripe asshole if I've ever smelt one.

Damn I thought fo-sho she was clean.

No, Steve. It was so bad my damn nose hairs singed off. She's got the ripest asshole of the land.

by Burd Justus October 10, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž