River

A 6’3 guy with blonde hair who’s cute but an ass he also does drugs and thinks he’s cool , he’s also bound to get at least one girl pregnant and pretend like he didn’t know

Girl1: that river is some fine shit to bad he has a kid
Girl2: what?!?
Girl1:river my baby daddy

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River

Its a magical place to hang out with friends. A place to pray, explore, have fun, and just to have adventures together. A place to get rid of your troubles. Get washed by the water and go down to the river.

Lets go down to the river.

2👍 2👎

River

Smart sexy girl, who’s good in bed and good at giving head she’s kinky when she’s alone but also very nice when out in public they are loyal and loving and if you ever have to chance to get her take it.

River is looking great

3👍 4👎

River

A massive fuckboy who thinks that he is better than everyone, wishes he had a girlfriend, and wears $30 ocean pacific shoes. Usually listens to 21 pilots while wishing he was a decent person and that his teeth weren't crooked and yellow.

River is such an annoying little bastard.

4👍 8👎

River

Shes a sexy latina who is SEXY and simps over someone called Keiran and out of the whole friendship group she loves her girl bsf called Laz and she watches porn and once said "laz the porn girl sounds lik you" which isnt so creepy at all.

stop being a River even though she thinks laz is irresistible

1👍 1👎

River

he is master of the SPLOOSH, Gandalf the green.

ooh shit it's River.

1👍 1👎

RIVER

a desperate short guy ,rarely gets a pull , thinks he gets girls, jerks off to animal porn , everyone thinks hes Queer like xxxtentacion

hes strange "definitely a river"

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