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When you're drunk, but trying to text a friend (or type in a chat room) with perfect grammar, but terrible spelling.
Guy: "Hey girtl, howe arwe you doingh?"
Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."
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the act of anally fisting someone and proceeding to slap the person owning the fisted anus, in the face with a back hand.
I gave her a honest rodger when she didnt go make me a sandwich
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The most amazing person you will ever meet!
me: You are amazing!
Ethan: Tell me something I don't know.
me: JK your an ass!
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getting a blowjob and then jizzing in the girl's eyes.
"We went back to Stacy's after the movie, and she gave me a Jolly Rodger. I made a mess all over her face!"
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when, while on a road trip, you pull over your car to have sex in a fast food restaurant or rest stop, to find that you're forced to use samples from their free condoment bar for lubricant
Route 66 went by a lot quicker with frequent Roy Rodgers using mayonnaise or relish!
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Backup Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers of the NFL from 2005 season until 2007 season.
With the retirement of Brett Favre, long time starter and iron man in March of 2008, Aaron Rodgers was named starter.
Favre announced his return in July of that year however causing much controversy as the Green Bay Packers organization had claimed to stick with Rodgers as starter of the team at Quarterback.
Brett Favre ended up being traded to the New York Jets, mainly do to Rodgers.
Aaron Rodgers as of August 2008 has had very limited play time in the NFL completing 35 of 59 passes for 329 yards with 1 TD and 1 INT.
Many people had begun to criticize him as he can never truly replace Brett Favre.
Aaron Rodgers will never be better than Brett Favre
Aaron Rodgers is destined to be a mediocre quarterback probably becoming a journeyman going from team to team
Aaron Rodgers is a nobody and never will be of any significance as Quarterback in the NFL
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