The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset
Cocktail
is a cocktail made my Moose
Spicy Tamarindo Vodka
Spicy Chamoy
Tajin - lots
and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)
stirred over ice
served in a tall glass
Bottoms up and cause marriage problems
I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail
Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry
I gotta call Moose
Where’s Moose!!!
FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)
When a masculine female rocks a predominantly straight identified female's world for the first time.
I met a fine female at the club last night, ended up doing a Dirty Roscoe, and now she don't want to go back to her boyfriend.
Roscoe is an old term for a handgun. Despite this, it’s also a unisex name. People named Roscoe often tend to be, hot, sexy, and desirable. They are often either white men above age 35, or visibly fruity young people.
Tldr: Roscoe is a common human name for usually either middle aged white men or visibly fruity young people. Roscoe is a name for attractive individuals
The best human in the world obvs
That celeb is almost as good as Roscoe
What do roscoes dream of when they take their little puppie snooze, do they dream of Dream bones or little squirrels in their little squirrel suits. Don’t you worry your pretty spotted head we’re gonna get you back to daddy and to your little wooden bed. Then we’re gonna find our best friend Remi, then we’re gonna give her a best friend hug. But if she’s been murdered by little fly slayers, well then she’s poop outta luck.
Roscoe the almighty puppy.
To organise an event and then Bail on it with a shit excuse.
Oh no, he’s done a Roscoe.
The bloke has Roscoe’d us again!
To do a “Roscoe” is to organise something and then bail on it.
Can’t believe he has done a Roscoe again!