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When the female in a couple shits on her hand and spreads it evenly across her back. The male then initiates doggy style and eats the shit off of her back.
I heard that Doug and Brenda hooked up for a Sacramento Smear.
The sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's chest, proceeds to rip out a handful of the same woman's pubic hair, sprinkling it on the adhesive substance and giving it ample time to dry.
-As referenced in The Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."
"I wore my new Sacramento Sweater to the Kings game, although it was more of a turtle neck."
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When you stick your nose in your lover's ass, draw whiskers on the inside of their cheeks, and then plunge your tongue into their ass.
She was none to happy when he gave her a Sacramento Rivercat.
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Best team in the NBA! Nothing can beat them. Even though we havn't won a championship yet..... We Will!
Why do the lakers need Gary Payton?
Becuz they cant stop the Sacramento Kings!
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Like an Old King Clancy, except with orange marmalade.
Once this Canadian chick asked me to give her an Old King Clancy... I hear that's like a Sacramento Turtleneck except with syrup. I tossed her.
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when you're fucking a mother of a young boy who looks like Harry Potter doggystyle, jam a broomstick in her ass.
Last night I gave your mother the sacramento broomstick.
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A) Team in California ran by the three point shooting of Peja Stojakovic!
B) Team in which will never get to the nba championship.
Stojakovic hits the game winning three for the Sacramento Kings....
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