(ABRV) (Internet Slang) SAF - Safe As Fuck
A phrase used mainly by the chav culture in the UK, Meaning Excellent, Great, Yes, I agree, Sorted etc...
Guy 1 - Sup blud?, We gonna check da rave 2nite pull nuff peng bitches innit!, Is u up 4 it blud?
Guy 2- Ya blud, Safe as fuck!
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nms saf: natomas middle slap ass friday the day when all the boys AND girls of natomas middle school slap each others asses(usually kind of hard) every friday. its usually popular amongst the 6th and 8th graders not so much the loners of the school the, 7th graders. Its also a day for you to slap your crushes ass witout being called a wierdo or another hurtful name
dude 1: dude i can't wait for the annual nms saf
dude 2: i know right its my chance to slaps lillie's ass without getting told on or being called a wierdo.
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A SAF could be
1.A 4th Year Apprentice Electrician that says he's a journeyman, well pretty much.
2. An electrician who supervises an HVAC Controls job.
3. An electrician who thinks everyone else is retarded.
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an abriviation for "such a fag" can also be used as saffy. self explanitory.
man, your saf. leave this room
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Saf Day is a genderqueer person who uses they/them pronouns. They would have black short hair with a bang covering their left eye.
Person: Hey look, it's Saf Day!
Saf Day: Yo whats up fam. *rock on gesture*
Short for Safrican. A legendary Battlefield 2 player. Fearless leader of the =365= INSOMNIA clan. The #2 defibrillator killer in the game. Known worldwide for being hung like a toddler. Tiny in both length and girth. Known for liking to take it up the ass both in game and in real life. Enjoys being Tea-bagged after an untimely death. Claims to have a most beautiful wife, but it is commonly believed to be a blow up doll.
1. I wish SAF was my lover.
2. I've been SAF'd!
3. That fucking piece of shit SAF porked me in the ass and then Tea-Bagged me...