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noun: An unpleasant and often embarrassing phenomenon which occurs when one consumes some foodstuff containing a high contingent of salmon. Salmon breath is often mistaken for tuna breath, but has a unique and even more pungent odour which defies and overpowers even the strongest mouth washes and mints.
Guy 1: Dude, can you smell that guy's salmon breath?
Guy 2: Yeah, I reckon someone ought to let him know...
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An upward motion of the hand in between the legs of an unsuspecting party. The motion begins at the knees and moves upward 3-6 inches, as to not touch the party's genitalia - but so as to solicit a shock or surprise. The upward hand motion also includes, a side to side flapping as to emulate the motion of a salmon's tail in the water.
Brenda sloppy salmoned Mike to humiliate him and emasculate him at the party.
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While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.
He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.
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a fucking salmon
also fucked a man who blew up a country then died then came back (yeah hes jesus or something) and has a furry son names fundy
"Hey Sally the Salmon!"
*fish noises*
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A 15-pack of Vancouver island's own Lucky Lager beer. Thus named for the conspicuous fisherman wielding a large salmon on the side of the 15-pack box. Phrase first originated in Duncan BC.
Just caught me a salmon pack from the liquor store, lets go fishin
When the lonely fisherman lays himself supine in the river amongst the migrating fishes and allows the grizzlies to paddle his canoe.
Whilst searching for the False Celery in the mountains, the pupil found Nirvana performing the Burgeoning Salmon for a group of Belgian tourists.
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The act of moving in the opposite direction of everyone else using the aisle. While they can be spotted in any type of aisle, they are frequently seen on airlines during loading and deplaning.
Did you see the 'aisle salmon' trying to work his way back five rows to get a roller bag our of the overhead while everyone was trying to get off the plane?
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