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the whitest cracker in the saltine box

A Gullible Caucasian

Alex: "So you want me to have you and 5 of your "boys" come by at 10PM to look at the Car I put on Craigslist"?
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"

by Chigger2323 March 10, 2016


All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers

A variant of the phrase "All that and a bag of chips." Implies that someone is really cool, a beast, and talented. A stud

Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.

Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.

by Carrera's Wedge April 7, 2007

13πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscit

Same meaning as Craka... A caucasion male

You Wheat Thin

by TuFat Snaka November 8, 2003

2πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Saltine Queen

A woman (or gay man) who stays fit by eating nothing but saltines. This person also benefits from being a cheap date.

Oh she's so skinny, she must be a Saltine Queen!

by BowtieBoy August 28, 2019


unsalted saltine

a derogatory term for a stereotypical white person, especially for one who is lacking in culture, personality, or other identifying traits.

β€œMy neighbor is literally an unsalted saltine- he said he was making something with β€˜spicy peppers’ last night, but the only peppers he used were bell peppers.”

by CrispitySmuggity March 14, 2024


Soggy Saltine

When you cum on an asshole and crush saltine crackers over it and proceed to eat it with a spoon

Bro did you get a taste of that soggy saltine?

by JDOWE October 19, 2017


Saltine

A milder form of "Cracker".

Some folks take offense at the "C" word, and calling someone a "Saltine" gets the message across very well.

"Don't bother with that Saltine, he's as dumb as dirt."

by Skipdallas April 23, 2022