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When a guy pops his lover in the backdoor while the chili chute is full, then tries to take a piss afterwards forcing a thin rod of fecal matter to be ejected from the penis
Before Roy could go to the bathroom, Siegfried bent him over and took a core sample.
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When you go so deep during anal you pull out turdlett
Jersey girl and I went back door last night. Totally took a core sample.
Wherein one tastes their own jizz to make sure it is suitable for consumption by others.
"Hey bro, you sample the sauce today?"
"Yeah it tastes like pineapples today."
"Did you make him sample the sauce first?"
"No, I should have tho, it was pretty nasty."
Who’s that?
Bruh wtf that’s joel sample are you dumb⁉️
Oh the one that steals everyone’s girl?
Yeah that’s him
To steal part of a song, usually the hook or chorus, and insert it into a crappy song so that the otherwise crappy song is tolerable. This "sampling" is usually blatantly obvious.
"Have you heard FloRida's new song 'Sugar'?"
"Ew, the one where he steals, I mean samples music from that crappy techno song 'I'm Blue'?
"Yeah, it came on the radio last night and I couldn't stay in my car, it was too horrible. I hate songs that sample music"
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cop out math guys use at their convenience usually to try and win an argument on an online gambling forum.
"it was too small of a sample size to determine a definitive answer" or "you need a larger sample size to determine a definitive answer", whichever suits their postion at the time.
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I had to give a Urine Sample in order to get the job as Santa Clause at the mall.
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