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While being intimate on a beach, a man ejaculates in the hair of their partner and tosses a handful of sand into their hair.
"She was so angry when i gave her a frosty sandstorm last week that she still hasn't texted me back."
When you have intercourse with an ancient vagina and sand comes out.
Dang that vagina must be old, it was like a Nevada Sandstorm.
When your jizz/cum comes out like a shotgun shell filled with 1000 pellets, it usually has a wide radius and hits the objects around the target.. cause=Cumming too fast
That idiot California sandstormed on my wall
When your jizz comes out super fast and it's like a shotgun spread to the face .🍆
I California sandstormed my friends mom
When you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the semen.
After a long day of surfing at the shore, Tina was lying in the emergency room due to a fellatio sandstorm that scratched her cornea.
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When you take an Arab and you remove the towel off his/her head and shit in it. Then you anally penetrate a child with an erect penis and ride the child into battle and sling the towel full of shit at people
Hey Gary Lets Sandusky sandstorm these 2nd graders sandusky sandstorm SanduskySandstorm
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When something happens that would seem out of place, a great prank, a game deciding move, etc.
"You just blew up my entire base!"
"Oi! DARUDE SANDSTORM!"
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