Sarcasm

1. The body's natural defense against stupid. Often used to belittle and/or amuse someone; incredibly humorous if used correctly.

2. The only language I speak.

Synonyms include: mockery, disdain, cynicism, scorn

Is your quad stuck in the mud?

No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires. Jackass.

Nice use of sarcasm, Rudy.

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sarcasm

A sarcastic orgasm.

"Oh yeah, *that* feels good".
"Really?"
"No, that was my sarcasm".

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SARCASM

A faked orgasm. Used when a woman thinks her lover's style is TOTALLY lame.

Monica: "So you and John fucked? How was it?"
Sue: "I threw a SARCASM at him to get it over with... that dude SUCKS in the sack!"

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sarcasm

A funny way of making people look like idiots. (But isn't that always funny?)

You: (insert phrase with sarcasm here)
Friend: Really?
You: No. (give Friend a cold stare and walk away...)

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sarcasm

The lowest form of wit. Normally the funniest too.

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sarcasm

With the use of it any word can be turned into a fuck you statement with undertones of absolute contempt

yeah, what ever you say...

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Sarcasm

The natural response to stupidity.

I'm allergic to stupidity so i break out in sarcasm.

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