Sally Saver

derived from or meaning virginal, tease and/or freeze. a new age term that suggests a girl/chick/lady/woman/granny is voluntarily avoiding penetration of the membrane within the vagina from an external male force/jedi mind trick. Women who have broken their hymens with tampons are still considered Sally Savers.

Bob: Yo Bill dont even try to get with Jill. Shes the biggest fucking Sally Saver here.

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Pizza Saver

A triangular shaped plastic bag designed specifically for storing pizza in the refrigerator or freeze. Designed with a zipper style closure for easy use. While designed for pizza storage, it also serves as a great disposable pastry bag. Patent #D572603

Mama Fresco's Pizza Saver is the perfect solution for storing pizza in the freezer or refrigerator. No more guessing what is in all that aluminum foil, or plastic wrap. www.mamafrescos.com

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Sack Saver

1. A Nut Cup

2. Athletic supporter

It's a good thing the catcher was wearing his sack saver when the pitch came in low and hit him right in the berries.

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super seat savers

a phrase when uttered, allows you to leave your choice seat and kick out whoever may steal it when you come back.

friend: "what the hell! you took my chair!"
you: "you didn't call super seat savers"
-friend finds another chair, defeated-

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seat savers platinum

Basically seat savers but just platinum edition. Meaning that if you do not abide by this rule we can tie you to a wall and throw large objects at your body.

Johnny had to take a piss and called seat savers platinum.

beard flavor saver

a result of a male with some form of facial hair performing oral sex on a female which then infuses pussy juice with facial hair.

Each one of those fellers from ZZ Top has HUGE beard flavor saver.

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Portland flavor saver

This is a gag type of sexual position, that can only be implemented after taking a healthy sized grumpy and short changing effort in wiping. Immediately after you leave the bathroom, get your girl topless and proceed to a reverse titty fucking position. Right before you bust, pull a long stroke back, lean back and grind your anus between her lower lip and chin. It’s this motion that you’ll leave a shit stain down her chin which resembles a flavor saver goatee.

Becky threw cold water into the shower on me last week. So last night I gave that bitch a creamy Portland flavor saver as payback!

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