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Machine rape, usually conducted at airports
Dude! I got a full body scan at the airport, and I swear, the guy at the computer was just staring at the screen!
A work-safe way to say masturbate.
Scanning fine art at work is completely normal. I am currently scanning fine art as I write this. My favourite place to scan fine art is in public places such as movie theatres and playgrounds.
http://www.27bslash6.com/scanningfineart.html
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A language developed by combining the English and pig Latin language and adding the prefix skit, scone, or scan before each word. Can substitute the prefix sk- or sc- instead of using the skit, scone or scan.
" Schello, scow scar sku scingdo" means "how are you doing" in skit-scone-scan.
The act of jerking off to internet porn.
What's he doing in there with the door closed? I think he's running a virus scan.
I always run a virus scan before I leave the office.
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To "check someone out" or see if they are appealing to you
John: Give me your instagram
Emma: Why?
John: I have to scan your badges before I invite you anywhere.
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"Too Fat To Scan" or TFTS is an unofficial medical term where a patient is too large to be scanned by standard hospital equipment.
The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.
Nurse: "Doctor what are we going to do about this patient? He is Too Fat To Scan!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."
Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"
It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.
Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'
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