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The act of ejaculating in a sexual partners belly button.
"Dude, where have you been?"
"Oh man, I was giving this who er an awesome Scandinavian belly loader. Her belly button is so messy now."
"Sweet!"
When a man or woman has really cold hands due to cold weather outside (or they stuck their hand in ice) and then put their hand down their partners pants. For either a hand-job, or fingering
Pat: Dude, it was crazy, I gave her a Scandinavian ice box.
Ryan: Whoa, no way. How pissed was she?
Pat: She was so mad, her vagina pretty much froze.
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When a male uses his magic wand to
Please a woman on her period, then spreads sauce on the outside of the vagina, then offloading his pleasant suprise on the outside to conclude the pizza!
Person 1: “Hey Gordon, how was sex with Martha last night?”
Gordon: “It was exuberant! Martha’s on her period, but that gave me an opportunity to introduce her to my go to late night treat, the Scandinavian pizza crust!”
The act of tucking a snus into the foreskin of an erect, uncircumcised penis.
⚠️WARNING: Beginners should refrain from double tucking
“Yo bro, you coming out to the club?”
“Nah man, gonna put on my Scandinavian turtle neck and call it a night.”
1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.
2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.
3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.
I used 3 lake perch to give my girlfriend a Scandinavian Stir Fry yesterday.
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The Scandinavian Double-Team is a complex sexual position that involves two men, a woman and a bunkbed. One man lies on his back on the bottom bunk while the other lies on his stomach on the top bunk. The woman gets on top of the man on the bottom bunk in the cowgirl position. A hole is cut in the top mattress, creating a glory hole effect, so that the man on top can receive a bj. The men then grab each other's arms and thrust violently, great pleasure for the men and the woman. The act finishes with a creampie/facial combo.
John: Dude, did you hear about what Stu and I did last night?
Mike: No what happened?!
John: We gave that nasty bitch from the other night the Scandinavian Double-Team! Shes gonna be sore for weeks!
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When three women from Sweden, Norway, Finland or Denmark attempt to shuck an ear of corn using only the lips of their pussy. A Scandinavian shuck off is a annual event at harvest festivals.
Hey, Oleg did ya see last year’s Scandinavian shuck off?