schlong

Nick Name for your penis

dude 1: My schlong is like 6 inches

Dude 2: Get fucked cunt its like 1 inch of fury

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schlong

penis, male genatalia etc

"i have a huge schlong" or "schlong it!"

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Schlonged

To deal one's opponent a crushing defeat. See also "shellacked."

Donald: Hillary got schlonged back in'08, believe me!

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Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

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Schlong

A long object that is over 12 inches and is used to tickle ears

Dude,Tina's ears are red. Fred musta whipped his schlong out on her.

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Schlonged

1. Got beaten badly. Commonly used word in politics!
2. Butt fucked

"When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly." -Donald Trump

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schlonged

"TO GET BEAT BADLY, TO LOSE REALLY BADLY"

*HILARY CLINTON GOT SCHLONGED BY BARACK OBAMA IN THE 2008 ELECTION*

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