schwag pussy

The most basic type of pussy you can get, easily found (bars, craigslist, the dessert section, buffets, etc.) Can't get pussy that's worse, unless you pay discount prices in the bad part of town. If it burns when you pee or your crotch itches, you probably had schwag pussy. Pussy you don't brag about.

Friend 1: Just go talk to that girl at the bar.
Friend 2: You go talk to her, that's schwag pussy. I don't smoke schwag weed, I don't fuck schwag pussy.

mexi-schwag

really cheap and low-grade marijuana. point of orgin is usually mexico.

damn, all i got to smoke is some of this mexi-schwag.

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schwiggity schwag

marijuana, usually of low quality.

Dude, let's go smizzle some of that schwiggity schwag.

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Schwag-ache

A headache as a result of smoking low-grade marijuana (schwag).

"Man, I smoked a blunt of that schwag this morning and it gave me a schwag-ache afterwards.. I really need some dank."

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schwag weed

This is the most basic type of weed you can get.

Most dealers will have this kind. Easily grown and can come in bricks.

Cant get most worse except weed thats laced.

If your wondering why your not high yet then u know you got this shit

Smoker 1: Yo how come i dont feel nothing

Smoker 2: Cause its schwag weed man

Smoker 1: you cheap fucker

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schwag problems

To have extreme trouble finding good weed when all you can find is schwag weed.

I cant find anything but dirt here, so i guess every one in this town has some serious schwag problems.

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Schwag King

A wanna-be drug dealer who thinks it's cool to sell large quantities of low-quality mexican brick weed to his friends who clearly prefer dank.

I just bought 10 lbs of brown schwiggs from Taylor, the schwag king, for $650. It seems to be mostly moldy sticks and pencil shavings.

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