The best rapper that the modern world, or even the ancient world has ever listened to.
"Have you heard the new lil bum scooch song?"
"Yeah, its fucking incredible!"
TO SCOOCH A WOMAN UP IN A LITTLE PACKAGE AND BANG HER
TONIGHT WHEN I GET HOME FROM THE BAR I'M GONNA SCOOCH HER UP IN A LITTLE PACKAGE AND BANG THE HER!!
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A cleaver way for a person to tell someone to move. But what that person doesnt know is the definition of gooch.
"Jesus, your taking up so much Space! Scooch your gooch!"
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When you move closer to a person in order to lick their elbow and they turn around right when you are in the middle of the lick.
Dude did you see the guy do the scooch-da-looch on the subway.
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When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.
I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.
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The act of two men rubbing taints.
My boy Alex and I had a good gooch scooch the other night.