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A tool that works very well at opening and closing doors, doesn't work on wood though, that's a shame. It doesn't kill, it doesn't destroy, it doesn't (usually) disintegrate (itself). The Sonic Screwdriver will pop up anywhere in time (Unless you caused the first caveman to hang himself (in that case, silly you)).
"Don't take a Sonic Screwdriver to IKEA, it may work well at defeating a bunch of hostile, liquid aliens but it doesn't work well on flatpack"
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When you stick your penis in their ass and and they turn vertically so that your dick is being twisted and then pull out as a screwdriver would then insert the penis into their mouth to screw back in the screw.
Wow Mary really got that sideways screwdriver when he put it in her mouth twice eh?
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The act of throwing a screwdriver from a moving vehicle at a pedestrian along the road in an attempt to injure. Upon impact, promptly point and laugh, and then speed off.
On the way to the mailbox the other day, a car sped past and Luke felt a sudden pain in his leg. He looked down to find a screwdriver at his feet. It appears that Luke had been the unfortunate victim of a drive-by screwdrivering.
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A cocktail combining one part sunkist soda and one part vodka, (generally lower quality vodka).
"Ey bro, I'm pretty low on cash you wanna get some sunkist and vodka and knock back a few mexican screwdrivers?"
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The term "Cincinnati Screwdriver" is when you have sex with a lady with no legs, but while she's on top, you spin her around in circles while having sex, like a screwdriver.
I experienced the Cincinnati Screwdriver with my girl friend after her legs got amputated.
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A large hammer. So called after bad working practices that evolved during the blacker days of the British Leyland company.
Ah, the Coventry Screwdriver. One size fits all. *bang!*
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When having sex, the man lies on his back with erect cock upwards, whilst the man or woman having sex with him jumps into the air, bends over in air, and proceeds to 360 spin his/her asshole around said cock.
Man 1: Damnit, susan broke my dick off doing a goblin screwdriver, she needs aim!
Man 2: lol
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