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When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements
I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies
Means to take a position of power from the former power holder and to join them in hell
“Girl you Earned that red scrunchie, now join Heather in hell.”
When you slide it onto the gear stick reaaaaal good
Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *
November 28th is give a girl you hoodie and give a boy your scrunchie day!
Hey, your crush is waiting for a scrunchie for his hoodie!
Give it to a boy you love.When you give them it they’ll have the biggest smile on there face
Give a boy a scrunchy whenever you want this Monday
a day where if you have a scrunchie, where it on this day.
ava: it’s national scrunchie day!
jillian: oh really? let me grab my scrunchies.
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Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.
Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."
John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"
Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."