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1) City to which summer visitors move and end up slitting their wrists in February following 60-plus days of rain;
2) City that's still trying to get mileage off grunge music, over-roasted coffee beans, malfunctioning computer operating systems, and a dying aerospace industry;
3) City with its head so far up its own ass, it may as well rain for the next hundred years (and just might), because the hood-eyed freaks and pseudo-intellectuals wouldn't know the difference;
4) City whose Space Needle ensures that they will never be more than a West Coast, all-white Atlanta; and whose homogeneity takes all the credibility out of their so-called "tolerance."
4) City that is also called the "Emerald City" to lure ignorant tourists; in reality, is more than a little bit dark and evil - a true Scorpio city that could be the setting for a TV series based on "The Omen";
5) City motto: "Seattle: You're so close to Vancouver, why the hell are you living here?"
In September Kay moved to Seattle to work at a tuberous vegetable cooperative. By January she had pulled all her hair out, and in February threw herself off a 20-story building.
"Yes, as matter of fact I am dumb enough to live in Seattle despite the fact that British Columbia and free health care are only a ferry ride away, in Victoria. I make my living selling hemp shower curtains at Pike Place Market."
Californian #1: The traffic in Seattle was so bad, I thought I was in L.A.
Californian #2: Yeah; and if I eat any more wild salmon I'm gonna hurl!"
Seattle has two things going for it: Nordstrom and Elliott Bay Bookstore.
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The city full of the weirdest and whackiest people you will ever see. The whole city is braindead and voted for Obama. They are brainwashed/delusional and brought up to think they are the smartest people on Earth. Probably worse than Bay-Area California. Basically, it's just the asscrack and sewer of the USA.
Seattle's real name is Hell on Earth. Never go to work or live or visit Seattle. Seattle sucks. Fuck Seattle.
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Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.
I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!
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The land of the coffee addicted ecofriendly exercise freaks; Seattle has lovely views, Starbucks at every turn, and constant rain. If planning a vacation, don't forget your granola, rainboots, northfaces, and nalgene. Home of the Spaceneedle where you can pay way too much for a elevator ride, we also home microsoft, boing, and top-pot donuts! Where grunge music and Jimmy Hendrix were started and ugly sensible shoes are socially acceptable, Seattle is full of funk and naked bicycle races. Come soon!
Woah wanna get funky?
Go to Seattle!
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A city in what is obviously "God's favourite" country and Allah's third least favourite (behind Texas and Andorra) where a large number of rather smug individuals seem to live who designate it the world's greatest city despite probably not having visited all the rest of the human cities in the world (or any ant cities or the single sheep populated city in New Zealand). Fucking douche-bags.
John: Oh yeah Seattle's the best!
Sean the sheep: Well have you even visited New Zimbaaabwe?
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this is the worst place to live on the west coast. It has 2 seasons, rain, and construction. The professional sports teams are all shitty choke artists. There is traffic during all hours of the day and it's basically just a colder portland. except there are no titty bars. Just streets filled with smelly forgieners, pretentious democrats, crank heads, and accidents caused by extreme overuse of cell phones. it also has the highest proportion of single moms there. So there must be lots of deadbeat dads and/or women who are bitchy enough to keep a man away from his own child.
Seattle is Portland's retarded sister.
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as a name it would mean:
athletic, smart, short, this guy would always know what he wants. all the girls would like him, but he would never really date, just mess around until he found that girl.
he is almost perfect, and a good friend.
seattles always have great hair
i fell for a seattle
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