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section 508

section 508 is the government regulation mandating that anything constructed with public funds must be made accessible to the physically and mentally disabled. calling someone "section 508" means they are retarded or a gimp.

Did she really put her baby in the blender? Is she a bitch, or just section 508?

by higgypiggy February 18, 2005

47๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Section Leader

An ASDA employee of significantly reduced intellectual capacity, paid a pittance to serve as a manager's dogsbody. Proficient in cock-sucking, incompetent in every aspect of retail management.
Synonyms; Section Womble, Cock Womble, Section Retard, Cretin.

I applied for the Section Leader position but they rejected me because I spelled Section Leader correctly.

by BalthazarFishwick March 13, 2017

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Erection Section

The term invented by Richie D'VIP aka Richard Pascoe, co-founder of Rampage in the 80's. Known as the King of the 'Slow Jam', Richard was jokingly blamed for the increase in the birth rate in the 90's due to dropping the hottest RnB slow jams.
To this day, there are kids in Europe that are walking around with names such as Devante & Dalvin without knowing how they got their name.

It's about that time for the erection section.

by DJ Slew December 22, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


section 18

Whosoever shall unlawfully and maliciously by any means whatsoever wound or cause any grievous bodily harm to any person with intent to do some grievous bodily harm to any person, or with intent to resist or prevent the lawful apprehension or detainer of any person, shall be guilty of an offence, and being convicted thereof shall be liable to imprisonment for life.

1. wounding with intent to do grievous bodily harm;
2. causing grievous bodily harm with intent to do so;
3. maliciously wounding with intent to resist or prevent the lawful apprehension etc. of any person; or
4. maliciously causing grievous bodily harm with intent to resist or prevent lawful apprehension etc. of any person.

'' this crew/gang is known for section 18. so to the police and civillians they are known as Section 18.''

by Samuel A May 18, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Section 80

Refers to those born in the 80s

A:Date of birth
B:28
A:So you're section 80 right?

by uberpollo July 20, 2014

46๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


D-Section

Having a baby through your anus. Baby's born this way are referred to as Ass Babies.

Yo dude did you see that chick get a C-section? Nah dude it was a D-section.

by BeefJerky January 16, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Section 5

Alternative term for a gang of "Chavs", "Scallys", Kevs", etc... that hang around on street corners. The Original term "Section 5" is used by Police Forces and is part of the crime act, it refers to Antisocial behaviour.

These fuckers hang around on street corners with their Staffordshire Bull Terrior with one eye, and only ever ONE of them on a BMX, most likely the ring leader, the one who asks the over 18's to buy them their White Lightning. Twats...

by -I-A-N- August 23, 2005

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