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NOUN:
The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.
Verb:
¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.
² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.
Metaphor:
The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly
Joeys mom has been in pain and celibate for years since hurting her back, but yesterday miraculously in 30 mins she was Seiously Dirty Dave'd by her Masseuse and has never been happier.
You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life
and body adjusted in such a positive manner.
uhh... seriously
1) to say ''uh seriously"
2) to michael jackson on somebody+
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You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.
Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".
*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously
Example 1
Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.
Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .
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A phrase used when it is the most serious point of anything and you must get Real
A time where what happens here will determine the fate of many
The most important point in anyones life
Playing madden 11: down by a touchdown with 30 seconds left and one time out with 73 yards to go "This is where seriousness gets REAL!"
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when one person wishes to eject another person out of a room during an intense conversation in an awkward housing situation.
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U just want someone to shut the fuck up ... they so annoyin.. leave me alone... get a life.. get the fuck out of my way
Yo seriously shut the fuck up man fo real just chill.
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A mixture of "are you fucking with me?" and "are you serious?" commonly used when cut off by some dumbass driver, who was too stupid to get over when they were supposed to.
Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.
A stupid Honda cuts you off, almost causing you to text-end so you scream "are you fucking me seriously?"
"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"
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