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Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

by olaf the cockmaster March 31, 2011

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Fumundah Serpent

A form of grotesque water snake generally located in swamps or damp dark areas like caves or a well

Johnny: did you see that snake!!
Steve Irwin: yes Johnny that's called a fumundah serpent they are really deadly!!!

by HoonDingalicious April 1, 2020


The Serpent's Coin

The idea that on a "serpent's coin" (a coin where the head and tail are jointed -- becoming a figurative side-less coin) the odds are always erratic and unpredictable to serve as an easily understandable algorithm for our perception of infinite possibilities.

"To which what psychologically does hindsight bias and overconfidence blind us by the serpents’ coin -- to flip heads or tails for a 50/50 chance when in the unpredictable algorithm of existence the tail and head are only one i:e, the serpents’ coin."

- Alden Bernstein

Ah, must be The Serpent's Coin who decided it to rain today and for me to lose my job on the same day!

by September 10, 2020


jesus serpent

when a serpent is as hot as jug head and as daddy material as FP with the hot as hell persona of toni

"NO MOM Kanye West is a jesus serpent not bill cosby" or also

"damn i'd like to smash that jesus serpant of a man they call jimmy fallon"

by kindofanicon June 2, 2018


the world serpent

the world serpent is a thing from norse myth that is prophesy to come back in 2024 in a leak of drake

wow the world serpent is in the drake leak

by drakes shmeat April 1, 2024


Israeli Fire Serpent

The "Israeli Fire Serpent" is a move during sexual intercourse where the man will stick his penis in a full jerry can (oil) and light his said penis on fire in which the woman will put it out with her juices.

Bonqueque - "dayum i wish i had a girlfriend. Whats sex like?"

Lindsey - "Oh its amazing! Me and Albert did the Israeli Fire Serpent"

by Israelifireserpent212 January 12, 2022


Serpent sting

Not to be confused by a witches kiss, a serpent sting is when the penis tip touches the toilet bowl water.

"Man, Don't you hate it when the toilet is too small and you get serpent sting"

“Dude, I just got serpent sting, I’m going to scrub my penis in the sink

by Black Konda January 18, 2022