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A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.
That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.
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A form of grotesque water snake generally located in swamps or damp dark areas like caves or a well
Johnny: did you see that snake!!
Steve Irwin: yes Johnny that's called a fumundah serpent they are really deadly!!!
The idea that on a "serpent's coin" (a coin where the head and tail are jointed -- becoming a figurative side-less coin) the odds are always erratic and unpredictable to serve as an easily understandable algorithm for our perception of infinite possibilities.
"To which what psychologically does hindsight bias and overconfidence blind us by the serpents’ coin -- to flip heads or tails for a 50/50 chance when in the unpredictable algorithm of existence the tail and head are only one i:e, the serpents’ coin."
- Alden Bernstein
Ah, must be The Serpent's Coin who decided it to rain today and for me to lose my job on the same day!
when a serpent is as hot as jug head and as daddy material as FP with the hot as hell persona of toni
"NO MOM Kanye West is a jesus serpent not bill cosby" or also
"damn i'd like to smash that jesus serpant of a man they call jimmy fallon"
The "Israeli Fire Serpent" is a move during sexual intercourse where the man will stick his penis in a full jerry can (oil) and light his said penis on fire in which the woman will put it out with her juices.
Bonqueque - "dayum i wish i had a girlfriend. Whats sex like?"
Lindsey - "Oh its amazing! Me and Albert did the Israeli Fire Serpent"
Not to be confused by a witches kiss, a serpent sting is when the penis tip touches the toilet bowl water.
"Man, Don't you hate it when the toilet is too small and you get serpent sting"
“Dude, I just got serpent sting, I’m going to scrub my penis in the sink”
A luscious lady that looks for men to make them jizz.
Jesse’s momma, the jizz serpent, is on the prowl tonight looking for males to suck dry!