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When you are stuck in the shower and out of shampoo with barely enough left to scrub your hair so you add water to the bottle and make a "Shampoo Shake"
John: "I ran out of shampoo so I had to make a Shampoo Shake"
Katy: "Sucks. I'll go buy more later"
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When you snap the lid closed on the shampoo bottle and small shampoo droplets hit you in the eye.
'Hey Lionel, why were you shrieking maniacally in the shower?' 'Oh man, damn shampoo rage again, I'm changing brands!'
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Used by lazy and poor people, a shampoo shower is when you have no soap or body wash, but still need to clean. All you do is use shampoo instead of soap or body wash.
Andrew: Dude, why do you smell like coconuts?
Tom: Sorry, i had to take a shampoo shower this morning
When you're completely out of the shampoo that you normally use and you have to search around the house for other shampoos. Generally you end up mixing a bizarre combination such as watermelon, blueberry, and anti-chlorine shampoo.
"So, what did you do this weekend?" Kelly asked.
"I was on a shampoo scavenge because my bottle of Suave ran out." I replied.
Macro Shampoo is a kind of good shampoo from Japan. It makes your hair volume go up.
Use Maro Shampoo when talking about Maro Shampoo.
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You are taking a girl from behind and just as your about to cum you pull out, blow your load in her hair and start to massage it in like your washing her hair.
I gave that girl a dirty shampoo last night.
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When one masterbates violently in the shower as Yorkshiremen do, opens a shampoo bottle and ejaculates into it, mixing their ejaculate with the shampoo inside, meaning the next shower user will use the shampoo oblivious to it's contents...
I was just wondering whether you used the top quality Yorkshire shampoo