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A type of cocktail drunk as a test of courage by members of a brass band. It is made typically by taking one shot of every spirit available behind the bar into a pint glass, and then topping it up with a mixture of lager and cider ('snakebite').
Occasionally, it is used to fill trophy cups after a major contest victory.
'So what were you drinking last night to be so hungover?'
'I had a Bandsman's Shandy.'
'Epic.'
This vodka's pretty strong, better add some beer mixer and dilute it down and have a russian shandy instead
Used to describe the usage of the rectum as a cocktail glass. One may be forced to do handstands to serve the consumer of said Ass Shandy. Also can describe a situation one may find themselves in where abuse of some description may very well manifest itself.
Holy shit man did you see 'lost' the other night, that kid walt is gonna be turned into some pirate's ass shandy!
I ain't fuckin going to the brookhouse tonight, i'll be made into some badger boy's ass shandy!
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derivative of golden shower with added lemonade
customer 'could I have a Golden Shandy please'
bar person - widdles on you while simultaneously dousing your nether regions with R Whites
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A "Lemon Shandy" occurs when someone gives their sex-partner a blow job while receiving a golden shower.
I gave him/her a Lemon Shandy.
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An imaginary pint of beer,mainly drunk by those in the south of England.
When ordering the pint of beer,they give a wink to the barman,and he tops it up with lemonade.
The Southerner(Also known as a Paolo)is then able to claim to have drunk loads of ale,when infact he's been drinking lemonade.
I drank 12 pints last night.
That geezer was on Paolo-shandies,he's drunk about 3 real pints.
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A drink made up of half beer on tap and half Smirnoff Ice. If you want a drink that will knock you on your ass, this is it! Drank only by the finest of chavs and white trash.
(A regular shandy is half beer half sprite/7UP... like a beer spritzer.)
If I buy this bitch chav shandys, I will for sure be able to take her home with me.
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